ENJOY SOME FUNNY JOKES :

'Larki  boyfrnd ki qabr pr ro rahi thi.    

 Molvi Q roti ho 

  larki:bechara kiss mangte mangte mar gya.mgr mene kiss nhe di 

 molve Tm muje de do me parh k bakhsh dunga' 

'Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki to 

   1 fakir mangnay laga. 

   Aurat boli. 

 Tmhari shakl kuch jani pehchani lagti hy. 

  Fakir bola Madam v r friends on facebook :)

' '1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi to garmi boht thi aap yaqeen

   karen k dosre din hiUnk    

   ghrbacha huwa,SAALAN, khrab ho gaya.Hahaha'


  Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu, 

      Gf: Kya? 

   Bf: I m already having a gf? 

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   Gf: OHhh.. shukrr.. Tumne to dara diya, Me samji tumhaare paas paise nahi hai..'   

   '  Sir,,, Pyar aur ishq main Kya farq hai 

         Student,,, Pyar wo jo ap apni beti se karte hain 

      Sir,, Shabash aur ishq ? 

          Student, Ishq wo jo main ap ki beti se Karta hun:'



 '    Usne kaha Tum me pehle si baat nahiMene kahaInsan

       hon koi science ki ejad nahiUsne kahaAb b kisi ki ankhon me

        doob jate hoMene kahaPagl ho kiyaankhain hein koi
   
        talaab nahiUsNe KahaQ Toot k Chaha tha Mujhe itnaMeNe KahaDimagh

          se pedal tha jiska koi jawab nahiUsNe KahaKiya Me Bewafa HonMeNe

           kahaTu itni dhokebaz ho jiska koi hisab nahiUs Ne kahaBhool
 
              ja MujkoMeNe kahaAbey tu he kon? mujhe to ye b yaad nahi.:-'

'Kbi to humari gali m aao

  thora sa sharmao muskurao

  Apni ankho se zulfein uthao

  humare ghar ki bell bajao

        Aur

   awaz lagao

  "Kachra laao

  "kachra laao....

  /(".)

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   Boss: Tmhen 15 din ki chhuti q 

   chahiyePath : Czn ka shadi hy,

   Boss: Czn ki shadi mai     15 chuttiyan kyun?

   Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi hum se ho rha hy.'  

   'Wife: I am not feeling good.

    Husband: Its too bad, I was thinking to go for shopping? 

    Wife: I was joking na...!

    Husband: Yes me too.Chal roti     bana...'