ENJOY SOME JOKES : 

  'Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu, 

      Gf: Kya? 

   Bf: I m already having a gf? 

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   Gf: OHhh.. shukrr.. Tumne to dara diya, Me samji tumhaare paas paise nahi hai..'   

   '  Sir,,, Pyar aur ishq main Kya farq hai 

         Student,,, Pyar wo jo ap apni beti se karte hain 

      Sir,, Shabash aur ishq ? 

          Student, Ishq wo jo main ap ki beti se Karta hun:'  

 '         Usne kaha Tum me pehle si baat nahiMene kahaInsan 

      hon koi science ki ejad nahiUsne kahaAb b kisi ki ankhon me 

          doob jate hoMene kahaPagl ho kiyaankhain hein koi 

       talaab nahiUsNe KahaQ Toot k Chaha tha Mujhe itnaMeNe KahaDimagh 

           se pedal tha jiska koi jawab nahiUsNe KahaKiya Me Bewafa HonMeNe 

      kahaTu itni dhokebaz ho jiska koi hisab nahiUs Ne kahaBhool 

              ja MujkoMeNe kahaAbey tu he kon? mujhe to ye b yaad nahi.:-'